Alana
From Herndon, Virginia, United States
37 y.o. woman seeking man 28-37
- Height: 5'4" / 163 cm
- Weight: 190 lbs / 86 kg
- Body type: A few extra pounds
- Hair: Dark blonde, Long length
- Eyes: Hazel
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac sign: Taurus
Active within 8 months
Last update: November 19, 2023
Member since: November 19, 2023
Username: Mwelc004
Member ID: 1235183
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Active within 8 months
Last update: November 19, 2023
Member since: November 19, 2023
Username: Mwelc004
Member ID: 1235183
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About Me
Let me just get down to brass taxes here. The most important things you need to know about me are as follows…
Pros:
Can list all the states in alphabetical order
Cool with being beaten at disc golf
Parents love me
Never been addicted to crack
I’m 5’4”
Will go on a coffee date w/o exchanging a million msgs
Cons:
Need protection from spiders
I’m not Jennifer Aniston
Late night person
My dog is better than your dog
They call me the black widow - No reason...
Doesn’t date hippies
Don’t ask about my hobby
In other news...
Every day I struggle to iron out my plans for world domination.
I'm a bit of a closet dork and a kid at heart and it's not likely I'll ever fully grow up. I still love petting random dogs because they look soft, carving cool pumpkins for Halloween, and will probably never lose my amazement of character shaped macaroni (I mean srsly...the things they come up with...).
ESFP-A. Supposedly.
In other OTHER news...
I’m KIND of awesome. But that never takes long to figure out... ;)
Ron Burgundy is my future husband. Ron Paul will father all 9 of my children. And Ron Swanson will likely be my side slam piece when you're not looking. ;)
I'm looking for that once in a lifetime kind of chemistry...
I'm a very genuine person and care a great deal for the well-being of the people I love.
Riding an Elephant is on my bucket list.
I am totally sports illiterate. I don't play nor watch any of them. I'm okay if my guy does, but wouldn't at all be able to contribute to a conversation on the topic (hint hint). Though I would be TOTALLY down for joining a kick/dodge ball/disc golf league.
That's about it in a nutshell. See inside for more detail...
Oh...and I'm a pretty decent cook if I can find someone worth cooking for... 😉
About My Match
Someone who is caring and empathetic, who will play board games with me and clean up after themselves, who is adventurous and spontaneous. Someone who I just click with.
About Myself
- English (native)
- Master's Degree
- Advertising/Marketing/PR
- Single
- I have no kids
- Yes
- Non-Smoker
- Socially
Personality and Interests
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Adventurous/Wild/Spontaneous, Artistic, Calm, Communicative, Conservative/Clean Cut, Easygoing/Flexible/Open-Minded, Flirtatious/Playful, Friendly/Kind, Gentle, Humorous/Witty, Intellectual/Smart, Low Maintenance, Optimistic, Outgoing, Persistent, Practical, Procrastinator, Romantic, Romantic, Self Confident, Sensitive/Nurturing/Loving, Serious/Responsible, Sociable, Talkative
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Biking, Bowling, Golf, Hiking/Walking, Horseback Riding, Ice Skating, Inline Skating/Roller Skating, Jet/Water Skiing, Jogging/Running, Rock Climbing, Skydiving/Hang Gliding/Flying, Snorkeling/Scuba Diving, Snow Skiing, Swimming/Diving, Volleyball, Weightlifting, Yoga/Meditation
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Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Meetings/Friends, Playing cards, Political interests, Shopping/Antiques, Theater, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
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No Preference, American, Barbecue, Chinese/Dim Sum, Deli, Eastern-European, Fast Food/Pizza, French, German, Greek, Indian, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Jewish/Kosher, Korean, Mediterranean, Mexican, Middle Eastern, Russian, Thai
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Comics, Newspapers, Non-Fiction, Trade Journals
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