Angela

About Me

I'm cute & chonky-loving trustworthy honest funny quirky goofy eccentric Earth dwelling witch w/chances of extreme laughter&giggles daily-many dashes of fabulousness in my personality-totally awesome cook&baker-love bikes camping art gardening all things paranormal aliens and bigfoot-must love Halloween & all its shenanigans-flea markets-music-concerts-fires and drinks-swimming-cookouts-family & friends-
Looking for a man that would like to come to the USA.
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I'm the most caring, honest down to earth person you'll come across, but I'm also a Scorpio and identify with every aspect of it...strong INFJ
To wrap this up neatly and honestly...
Pros
Loyal, compassionate, loving, faithful, corny, artistic, great cook and baker, light hearted, spontaneous sometimes, animal lover, love all music, extreme empath(although this could be in the cons also)and proud single mother of two.

Cons
13 surgeries, knee replacement and 3 back surgeries, limited mobility but I get everything done i want to do it just takes me a little longer, strong willed and minded, I'm usually right(but will consede and admit when I'm wrong), love naps, I loathe doing dishes(but me does the dishes).

Don't message me if.....
A smoker(I'm allergic)
A Biden supporter
A Trump hater
Thief
Druggie
only want nudes or sexting(will get you ignored immediately)
Not serious about finding a mate
Don't have your life together
Shitty father
play games.

I'm not here to waste my time, that's what naps are for. I'm not here to chat to a million people and never get anywhere. I've been single for 8 years and ready for a partner.

If you're still here...we may be on the same page.
I love late night swimming, fires, fishing, camping, shooting guns, don't mind getting dirty but also clean up well to go nice places. I'm not a girlie girl at all. I love to walk barefoot in the grass and go late night driving and chill out looking at the stars. I'm a mean cook/baker and can make anything your heart desires. I love creating art and consider myself to be slightly eccentric. I love all music, one day ill be listening to Frank Sinatra and the next jamming out to the misfits...then kicking back to some old school R&B.
Well ima let loose...lol
I've had 13 surgeries... main ones are 3 back surgeries..total knee replacement...hysterectomy due to cancer...my torso looks like a road map from surgical scars and stretch marks from 2 kids and a sweet tooth. Im very overweight and eat healthy for so many days then blow it by gorging sweets in one day... then beat myself up mentally only to repeat the process because I'm addicted to sugar....it's a struggle I'm actively working on. I have planter facetious and every now and then it will flare up and cause me some pain. I divorced in 2016 after a year and a half of marriage and have remained single since. I plan on living out the rest of my days alone sitting on my porch with a fresh lemonade, my doggies, a 9mm at my side while I judge my neighbors walking by.. giving them the evil eye so they leave me alone... that is unless this works...lol. I have narcolepsy... so I can nap where ever and whenever.. sometimes whether I choose to or not...i do take meds daily. I have hammer toes so I'm detrimental to myself because my balance sucks ass. Sometimes flatulence is uncontrollable when I walk... the walking farts...my kids laugh every time!
Ohh and there is no inbetween...I either look great and put together or I look like an old swamp witch that decided to walk among the humans.

About My Match

I'd really love to meet someone that has a strong desire for family love and commitment. Someone that is open-minded and has a comedic side that's able to laugh and have fun and enjoy life. Someone that's not afraid to work and play. I'd like to have someone come here to the USA. I own my home and have an acre in the country.