Jonathan
From San Antonio, Texas, United States
57 y.o. man seeking woman 30-50
- Height: 5'9" / 174 cm
- Weight: 229 lbs / 104 kg
- Body type: Curvy
- Hair: Bald, Short length
- Eyes: Blue
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac sign: Gemini
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Last update: December 5, 2025
Member since: December 2, 2025
Username: Cheshire
Member ID: 1383064
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Online now!
Last update: December 5, 2025
Member since: December 2, 2025
Username: Cheshire
Member ID: 1383064
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About Me
British gent seeks turbulent time, looking for a co-pilot for ultimately a permanent joyride through life. Chaos, laughter, late-night kebabs, annoying the neighbours - forever – no refunds, no Beatles reunion required.
Strong legs, by trade I climb anything tall for money: roofs, masts, cranes, wind turbines. Hands built for grip that could hang off a cliff edges in a storm, lungs that treat oxygen as optional. I’ll be up your roof fixing the Wi-Fi or rescuing your cat before you’ve finished your coffee, all while moaning about the bloody rain.
Wit sharper than a taxi driver who’s just been asked if he takes card. I rarely lie, but when I do you’ll know my eyes dart left, sometimes right like a guilty man in a police interview – you’ll spot it instantly half the time.
About My Match
Not looking for perfect. Looking for the one who laughs when flights are delayed, fires banter back faster than I can serve it, and wants to grow old on the same sofa arguing over whose turn it is to make the tea.
Bonus points if you:
• know what “offside” means without googling
• can survive a packed supermarket on Saturday without casualties
• fancy a bloke who’s more at home 50 metres up a tower in howling wind than in a tuxedo on dry land
Passport stamped, sarcasm unlimited, emotional baggage carry-on only.
Swipe right before I delete this ad and go back to shouting at pigeons
About Myself
- English (fluent)
- Bachelor's Degree
- Executive/General Mgt/Consulting
- Jewish
- Divorced
- Live with me
- No
- Non-Smoker
- On occasion
Personality and Interests
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Adventurous/Wild/Spontaneous, Calm, Conservative/Clean Cut, Eccentric, Flirtatious/Playful, Gentle, Intellectual/Smart, Romantic, Self Confident, Sensitive/Nurturing/Loving, Sophisticated/Worldly
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Swimming/Diving
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Cooking, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
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Chinese/Dim Sum, Indian, Mexican
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Alternative, New Age
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Non-Fiction